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Bark’s Bites: All The Cars I Rented in 2018

Bark's Bites: All The Cars I Rented in 2018

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As all loyal Bark followers know (Hello Mother), I journey extensively for the ol’ day job. Because of Uber and Lyft, I don’t all the time need to lease a automotive once I’m on the street, however more often than not it’s truly cheaper to lease a automotive for $35 a day than it’s to make use of ridesharing providers, to not point out to elevated comfort and saved time. Plus, I’m a agency believer in job creation, and someone must maintain these valets on the lodges employed.

In 2018, I used Nationwide’s Emerald Aisle Government providers 21 occasions, which is a bit low in comparison with my common during the last 10 years. However, let’s see what I can keep in mind about all of my rental rides that I borrowed this yr, after which I’ll make some sweeping generalizations which are positive to offend lots of you. Go!

Rental #1: Jeep Cherokee, SeaTac Worldwide Airport, 54 miles pushed

I don’t keep in mind a lot about this one, aside from it was raining quite a bit once I was there (shocker) and the Jeep Cherokee was appropriate to the duty. I just like the Cherokee, general, however it doesn’t stand out from the crowded CUV area in any vital method.

Rental #2: Mercedes-Benz CLA 250, Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood Worldwide Airport, 235 miles pushed

I didn’t care a lot for this one. It wasn’t a nasty deal at $38 a day. There, I stated one thing constructive about that full piece of trash.

Rental #three: Nissan Altima, Miami Worldwide Airport, 106 miles pushed

It’s beginning to happen to me that I’m lucky to get to spend so many miles behind the wheel of so many automobiles. Most press drives include 30-40 miles, tops. This specific Altima was of the V6 selection, so it wasn’t as dangerous as you’d assume. The inside was nonetheless a hideous shade of tan that resembled nothing a lot as cat vomit, and the suspension conduct felt like Popeye’s boat, The Olive, on tough seas. That being stated, there won’t be many cheaper methods to purchase 270 horsepower when actual world transaction costs are concerned. I respect that Nissan continues to be shoving the VQ motor within the Altima.

Rental #four: Chevrolet Camaro Turbo four, Fort Lauderdale, 146 miles pushed

Not a fan. All of issues that make a Camaro bearable are lacking from the four-cylinder turbo, and you continue to get all the enjoyable of a ridiculously small trunk, non-functional backseat, and WWI bunker consolation and visibility. Mix that with all-season tires and also you’ve obtained an actual loser in your arms. The EcoBoost Mustangs are superior in each method.

Rental #5: Mazda CX-5, Fort Lauderdale, 113 miles pushed

What can I say concerning the CX-5 that each neckbeard “automotive journalist” hasn’t already stated? Properly, rather a lot, truly. The CX-5 is my go-to suggestion for individuals who ask me for my opinion on which small crossover to purchase, and whereas the supplier community is troublesome, I’ve by no means recognized any person to check drive one and not purchase it. It feels mild and succesful compared to different entries within the phase, and whereas it doesn’t have a ton of attractive curb attraction, at the very least it seems to be totally different. Plus, they’re downright low cost in low-end trim. Bark provides it four out of 5 dogbones.

Rental #6: Infiniti Q60, Fort Lauderdale, 256 miles

It says one thing concerning the Infiniti that I stored it 5 days and drove it 256 miles. My commute from my Miami residence to my workplace is 14 miles. Meaning I drove the Q60 for a further 116 miles that have been non-essential — it’s only a nice automotive to drive, and I loved driving it. When you’re really a sporting automotive fanatic, it’s a tough automotive to justify shopping for at its $40,700 sticker worth. There isn’t a scarcity of pony automobiles you should purchase new at that worth that may eat the Q60 alive. However not everyone need a Mustang or a Challenger. The Q60 truly feels prefer it’s well worth the worth once you drive it, because of a pleasing inside and good sound system. Of all of the leases I had this yr, that is the one which drew probably the most “This can be a rental?” feedback from buddies and colleagues.

Rental #7: Lincoln MKX, Denver Worldwide Airport, 558 miles

That’s proper, I drove this factor 558 miles in three days, because of a staff assembly that concerned a couple of journeys out into the mountains. I’m very glad to see that the MKX has been changed by the Nautilus. Whereas it was numb sufficient to drive, it definitely had no options that have been well worth the $40okay+ price ticket. Plus, these shifter buttons on the middle sprint are tremendous annoying. Boo. Die in a fireplace, MKX.

Rental #eight: Nissan Armada, Fort Lauderdale, 596 miles

I appreciated it greater than I assumed I might.

Rental #9: Ford Edge, Elmira-Corning Airport, 242 miles

Not dangerous to drive (I truly received a 75 in a 50 rushing ticket in it), however this construct high quality makes me cringe. No thanks.

Rental #10: Volkswagen Atlas, Miami, 725 miles

Actually? I drove it 725 miles?? Why the hell can I not keep in mind a single factor about it, then? Like, not one? That may’t be proper.

Rental #11: Dodge Charger GT, Pasco/Tri-Cities Regional Airport, 527 kilometers

I feel we simply posted a evaluation of the Challenger GT from Tim Healey, so it is best to in all probability learn that. My automotive was a Canadian mannequin, so the novelty of seeing the “km/h” all over the place on the sprint was enjoyable for a bit of bit. Japanese Washington was lovely at the moment of yr, and I keep in mind genuinely having fun with the AWD the few occasions that the system felt the necessity to interact it. However there isn’t a fucking approach that this automotive is well worth the $41okay that they need for it. No method in any respect. I don’t care if sellers are providing $10okay off. It’s not sufficient.

Rental #12: Cadillac XT5, Miami, 68 miles

So that is what Cadillac is now, eh? I don’t get it. I drove this solely as a lot as needed. I didn’t derive a minute of pleasure from being behind the wheel. The XT5 was neither luxurious nor highly effective nor enjoyable. Arduous move.

Rental #13: Ford Expedition, Miami, 91 miles

Too huge for any metropolis driving, however nonetheless kind of an OG degree of cool about it. It’s one of many few SUVs left that feels prefer it was made for critical work. I’ve little question about the truth that the Expedition will final 200okay miles after which be bought at a Purchase Right here Pay Right here lot for $399 a month. Though I can’t foresee any circumstance which might require me to buy an Expedition, I might gladly achieve this.

Rental #14: Ford Mustang EcoBoost Convertible, Miami, 804 miles

I stored the ‘Stang for every week and a half, therefore the massive variety of miles on it. There isn’t a higher automotive for South Florida than the EcoBoost Mustang, and that’s why each rental lot within the state shares them to the max. Sure, I’m a fan of Mustangs normally, however it’s onerous to know why anyone in his or her proper thoughts would select the equal Camaro (on the base degree, anyway). Enjoyable per greenback quotient with the EB Vert could be very, very excessive.

Rental #15: BMW X3, Miami, 97 miles

I dig it.

Rental #16: Mazda MX-5 RF, Miami, 68 miles

One time, again once I was enjoying music for a semi-living, I used to be performing with the good Cincinnati pianist Huge Joe Duskin at a membership in Columbus. Proper in the midst of a track, he stopped enjoying. He stated to the viewers, “I apologize, however I’ve forgotten the lyrics to this music. It’s a fantastic music, and one other time, I’ll come again and play it for you. God, I want I had a fish sandwich.” He then counted off one other track, sadly with out the accompanying fish sandwich.

Pricey readers, this one was value its personal particular person evaluate, and I apologize for not writing one. Sometime, once I’m again in Miami, I’ll lease it once more and write you a evaluation. I don’t like fish sandwiches, but when anyone needs to satisfy me at Versailles for a Cuban sandwich, I’m in.

Anyway, the RF is a unbelievable automotive.

Rental #17: Buick Cascada, Miami, 162 miles

Anyone let Stu Fowle know — I favored the Cascada. I truly favored it rather a lot. It’s precisely the automotive that my grandfather ought to have been driving in his seventies. It’s a pleasing wanting automotive with sufficient energy to get out of its personal means and a cushty experience. The ingress and egress are straightforward sufficient for a convertible, as properly. It even makes cool whooshing turbo sounds. Sadly, the Cascada is predicated on previous tech, with infotainment and sprint instantly out of the 2011 Equinox (can affirm, owned stated Equinox). Sadly, since its Opel cousin goes out of manufacturing, it seems to be just like the Cascada isn’t for much longer for this world, both.

Rental #18: Chevrolet Camaro SS, Miami, 145 miles pushed

My rental spotlight of the yr. There’s no want for a rental automotive to be anyplace close to this quick, however I’m so glad that it’s. All my complaints concerning the four-cylinder disappear when I’ve 455 horsepower at my disposal. It’s a rattling rocket ship, and I’m kinda apprehensive about Nationwide handing out the keys to those issues to anyone with $40 value of obtainable credit score on a Aspire Visa. It makes my coronary heart heat to know that this automotive is obtainable for $37okay.

PS — the inside, sound system, rear seat, and trunk area all nonetheless suck. So my complaints principally disappear.

Rental #19: Nissan Rogue, Miami, 132 miles

Perhaps probably the most shocking car I rented in 2018. I despised the first-gen Rogue with a ardour. I referred to as the “Rogue Choose,” which was a continuation of that mannequin’s life cycle into the second gen, the worst automotive that I’ve ever pushed. So it was with some degree of astonishment that I found that I did not notably hate the facelifted Rogue. It’s a minimum of nearly as good as its rivals in school, and when you think about that Nissan will finance anyone with a pulse, the Rogue is an effective choice for younger households on a price range.

Rental #20: RAM 1500 5.7 Hemi “Basic”, Fort Lauderdale, 179 miles

Why not? The stunning Luisa, whose Encore was the topic of its personal evaluate earlier within the yr, wanted some assist shifting, and the Emerald Aisle provideth. It solely had 78 miles on the odometer once I picked it up, and I loved breaking it in a bit. Spacious cabin, energy to spare, with sufficient room within the mattress to maneuver a settee and a loveseat, and gasoline mileage that creeped into the twenties. I’m unsure that I’d need to get out and in of it every single day. Aside from that, it’s a winner.

Rental #21: Infiniti QX30, Miami, 997 miles

The yr’s final rental was maybe its most vexing. Painted in a shade of one thing that principally resembled the “rose gold” discovered on iPhones, the QX30 was…ugh, I hate to say this. It was enjoyable. Nationwide says I drove it almost a thousand miles. I don’t assume that’s proper. However I did drive it fairly a bit over the seven days that I had it, and I went from loathing it to virtually liking it. Whereas it’s almost a direct port of the dreaded Mercedes-Benz GLA 250, there’s one thing about putting the Infiniti badge on it that makes it appear much less fraudulent than its star-ridden brother, principally since no one actually is aware of what the hell Infiniti is anymore, anyway.

Two ladies stopped me at separate occasions to say how lovable or lovely it was. It wasn’t terribly sluggish, because of a nifty pairing of 208 horsepower and a well-executed 7-speed transmission. The character of the automotive modified considerably when shifted from “Eco” to “Sport.” The truth is, there’s some small a part of my mind that desires to name Infiniti to see in the event that they’d let me drive one at an SCCA Time Trials occasion subsequent yr.

As a result of let’s be clear — this isn’t a crossover. It’s a hatchback. In some parallel dream universe, this might even be a Golf GTI competitor, offered that you simply ditched each attainable piece of fake-ass “luxurious” from it and simply made it a 208 horsepower scorching hatch. As my rental was outfitted, you’d should pay $46okay for it, and that makes child Jesus cry this Christmas season. Discover a strategy to package deal this motor and this chassis for $30okay, and also you may need one thing.

Now for the sweeping generalizations. 

21 rental automobiles in a yr.  80 days and hundreds of miles in another person’s driver’s seat. What did I study?

  • You don’t need to lease dangerous automobiles once you journey. A lot of the automobiles on this listing have been picked as a result of I needed to drive them. There have been additionally dozens of blah, boring automobiles that I might have picked — I might have picked a Camry LE or a Malibu as an alternative of what I did decide each single time. Why not attempt one thing new, even when no one is paying you to assessment it?
  • Infiniti has a nasty rap, and perhaps not deservedly so. I appreciated the Infinitis I drove this yr, and I’m wondering if perhaps I would really like different Infinitis, too. The Armada I appreciated is actually an Infiniti with a Nissan badge. I’ve written earlier than that Infiniti ought to die, and perhaps it nonetheless ought to. However the situation seems to be a branding one, not a producing one.
  • Honda is true to refuse to do fleet gross sales. Once I see Toyotas and Nissans, I feel “rental automotive.” Honda might be a extra prestigious badge than another Japanese marque, save for Lexus (sure, extra prestigious than Acura, too). They might simply surpass Nissan and Toyota in gross sales in the event that they have been to promote to rental automotive corporations in bulk (spare me the “YES HONDA DOES TOO DO FLEET SALES), however they’re clever to decide on to not. It maintains the model.
  • However Nissan is true to do them. Two totally different manufacturers, two totally different methods. Nissan and Infiniti want the quantity assist, and perhaps individuals who wouldn’t in any other case be uncovered to the manufacturers get the prospect to expertise their automobiles, a few of which aren’t so dangerous.
  • Once I need to do some senseless, traffic-heavy driving, I’ll decide a crossover each time. They’re simply simpler to drive. Sorry if that offends you lovers. I drive a Focus RS day-after-day in Kentucky. For Miami visitors, I’ll take the CX-5, thanks.

In 2019, I promise to do a greater job of writing evaluations of those automobiles for you, the individuals. If in case you have particular requests, put them within the feedback under. As all the time, I recognize your readership.

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